I know everyone's playing it...the asshole game! But there can only be one winner. Sorry.
What happened to all those great contenders from the Newington Asshole Parade? The Asshole Parade was out-assholed? Yes, ladies and gentlemen, they were.
Now the line "I just want to have sex with you without anyone knowing" was pretty damn assholeish. And so were the death wishes.
But somehow, someway, another fuckwit has managed to beat them all!
The quote of the day that outshined them all is:
"your right i did use you, i met you and thought you'd be an easy fuck.
i am an asshole, i am shallow, and i am very uncaring."
Hahaha, little tip, if you're looking for an "easy fuck" avoid virgins. The Newington Asshole Parade (which has one reformed member, my apologies) didn't get in my pants. The many other assholes who tried, failed also. So you, little smugfuck, waisted your time.
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